Alrae is my name, the Montreal air surrounds me. Enjoy the weird things in life. Most of the times, they are the best. I sing in the shower... Loudly.
I’ll always reboot this. I think it’s hilarious.
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maggie-the-red-vane-trevelyan:
my life… is a bioware game
explain
disappointing lack of gay romance
Constantly wishing I had better hair.
Eyebrows are a wreck.
Makeup lighting different from original application
things always sound worse spoken than thought of in head
I mean to say something nice but it comes out sarcastic.
At one point, everything is just going to crash.
Everywhere I go it all looks the same.
so bioware games are actually very realistic
I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend
This is amazing
Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving
this deserves an academy award nomination
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i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle
and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man
i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”
Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee
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shoutout to everyone with social anxiety or really bad/low self esteem who gets themselves up and goes to school everyday, or musters up the courage to leave the house, y'all are the real mvp and i love you
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